The Shining Pearl of Asia

To me, Chau is the shining pearl of Asia. Of course, I look at other women, but I'm beginning to believe that Chau's family thinks that I'm pretending to be in love with Chau just to get a living quarters and all the free food an American man can handle. Then, when they take me out to eat, I'm not supposed to have wandering eyes? Why is it so important that only one woman get all of the attention and thoughts a man possesses? I'm sorry, but this is just not biologically possible.

One thing that Asian culture must accept is that men are boners and women are so slow to cook and love romance. Try to look at the penis as a separate animal that is living inside of the man's body and that he has little control over. Women, on the other hand, expect more caressing and loving embraces before she experiences desire.

The scientific evidence for this is overwhelming.

I can look at Chau with love and lust and I can look at other women with lust. Why is this so hard to accept?

My definition of a girlfriend is a friend that you have sex with. What is the very first thing that women tell us before we get emotionally involved with them? They say, "Be my friend first and we'll see what happens after that."

Just because I pay money for a woman who is not my friend to make my penis happy does not mean that I think any less of the woman who is my friend, but who, for some reason, does not want to have sex with me. It just means that I have certain biologically-based desires that need to be satisfied.

The reason that women cannot understand this is because they are coming from a totally different psycho-sexual framework.